By Adongo Ogony August 8, 2023
FOR THE RECORD: I am a Gun for Hire. And then? What will you DO about it? I am a DOG of war. A Dog for HIRE. A mercenary for public good. I do not CARE about Credibility. It NEVER fed my children. What I know to be TRUE is this: Class WAR is LOADING. And Ruto is the DRIVER.
Now can someone hire the DOG please because Dog need food seems to be the message from Ngunyi to Ruto. That is humiliating but then again you are talking about people who really have no employable skills other that talking crap and now they realize that twitter doesn’t pay or feed you. Too bad for them because that is all they got even though they pretend to be lecturers in several universities. These are twitter lecturers and twitter is not a university college.
I got saved when Ruto visited my village in Mukurweini. If all KIKUYUS are with him, and I am married to a KALENJIN, what is WRONG with returning home? And YES, I am a tribalist, but I also LOVE babaman. Iko Swali?
The renowned political pundit who previously worked as former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s advisor on political matters says he had previously misjudged Ruto through a ‘dynasty lens’.
“Public notice: I have defected to William Ruto. I misjudged him using the dynasty lens. But if the facts change, you must change your mind,” Ngunyi said in a social media post-Monday evening.
“And only a fool does not change his mind. I started Project #HustlerNation. Now I must complete it. Iko swali? #RutosMountainPlan,” he added.
So there you go. The self confessed tribalist is starving and needs money desperately or at least Eliud Owalo can go to his house and donate some beans and sikuma wiki for him and give him a free Wi-Fi too. Have some mercy on this poor guy for God’s sake. The million books he has has behind his desk is not food and he never read them. They are for show.
Or may be that mchele na nyama from Gachagua could really help this dude. It is coming buddy. Gachagua and Ruto are climbing the mountain with food for you. Keep working on that twitter or maybe you can go out and plant some beans and arrow roots for yourself. If that is too hard then just sit tight food is on the way.
If Ruto refuses to hire this guy because he has enough twitter noise makers already and does not need Ngunyi then he should send him to Sugoi to look after chicken there. Just tell him he can only use his laptop for twitter after the chicken go to sleep and at least give him one chicken a week to eat. He will be a very happy and employed guy.
Some of these people want to look rich but they are actually very broke financially other than the big houses they got from political friends they have nothing and they have zero skills to do any work other than talk. Their idea of being rich is to wear fancy clothes but unfortunately they can’t eat the clothes. They need food and it is hard to get that right now for some of them.
The Kenyan political soap opera of all time continues at breathtaking pace.
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